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Woodrow Wilson House was my first official outing in Washington D.C. It was my first because I couldn't blow it off like I had the plans that had preceded it. That's what happens when I schedule tours. I feel guilty and show up.
I got there exactly five minutes late. I timed it. It wasn't entirely my fault I'll have you know. The metro was doing work on the Red Line from Van Ness to Dupont. So instead of people watching through a speedy train ride I had to get off at Van Ness and wiggle my way out of the station and in to the growing mob of people waiting for the bus.
As annoying and time consuming (it added 30 mins. to my commute) as it was the metro workers did a good job of keeping people moving and calm.
An elderly lady let me in and after I hung my leather jacket at the coat rack she led me upstairs to my tour. There was a couple and two men who I assumed were their gay sons but were actually an entirely separate couple. Believe me, all four of them bore an uncanny resemblance!
The tour guide was young, good looking, and informative. I have a weakness for men who can rattle off historical facts with enthusiasm. Since the tour and the house were small we got to spend a lot of time in each room and get all of our questions answered.
Growing up my Mom and I would take trips to Hearst Castle in California. Together, we have gone on every single tour. Some of them more than once. These trips, along with others, instilled in me an appreciation for old historical houses. I like to see how they are decorated, what appliances were the rage, how high the doorways were, if the husband and wife had different rooms, etc. It truly interests me, and it makes me feel less homesick because it reminds me of those trips with my Mom.
What I really like are the little call boxes. I think there is another name for them but that's what I call them. They are usually in the kitchen. The boxes allowed kitchen servants to see who in the house needed service. The one at Hearst Castle is MASSIVE. The one at the Riordan Mansion, an Arts & Crafts style house I visited several times while at school, is about medium sized. The one at the Woodrow Wilson House was the smallest I have seen.
BTW if you like Arts & Craft style houses there is a wonderful house tour in Pasadena, CA.
After the tour my guide graciously offered to catch me up on what I had missed, so I got a mini-private tour. When he'd caught me up to speed he led me down to the video room where I watched a short film (I like those too). He kept checking in on me to see how far along I was. When I finished I walked over to the small "Electric Exhibit," the House was having. That was boring.
The gift shop was much more interesting. Mostly because the cute tour guide was in there. I picked up a map he had recommended and we chatted a bit. He was easy to talk to. Since I had just moved to the area I didn't know very many people. It felt good to chat with someone new and interesting and charming. Our conversation was interrupted by the doorbell. He walked over to answer it and I slipped out behind the new guests without saying goodbye. Stupid move.
It wasn't until after I left and went to another museum (the Textile Museum a building or two down) that I thought to give him my phone number.
I couldn't stop thinking about him to the point that I found it difficult to pay attention. I decided that I would walk back and give him my phone number. I even worked out a little speech. It went like this,
"Hi. I was thinking, and, well do you want someone to hang out with? Because I just moved here and I don't really know anybody. My name is _______ by the way."
Subtlety has never been a forte of mine. I have found that I don't really need it though. When I just come out with something so blatant, direct, and cute I end up controlling the conversation because the other person is so stunned. It works in my favor, usually.
Unfortunately he did not answer the door. The old lady who had let me in before did.
"Why did you come back? Did you forget something?"
I froze which was bad. Then I said a series of stupid nonsensical things which was worse.
I made so little sense that she backed away from the door and I awkwardly stepped inside. I skirted over to the Electric Exhibit which I knew was so boring it'd have to be empty. I tried to regain my nerve but I could not so I fled the Woodrow Wilson House.
And that my friends is how to insure that you will never visit a museum more than once.
I am also guessing one way to insure you never end up on a date with a cute guy is to write a blog about your failed attempt to give him your phone number.